Just a quick note to let you all know I’m safe. No, I did not die in a Bangkok nightclub fire. No, I did not die of alochol poisoning. No, I did not get carried up, up and away by holding onto too many helium balloons. And no, I did not drown from night-swimming.
Yes, however, I did drink a couple of beers. And some margaritas. And yes, I did buy some helium balloons. How many you ask? ALL. And yes, I went night-swimming. And yes, we did get stuck in Khao San Road – although we did try to leave. Just not very well.
Big shout-outs to all the people we met. You’re all good kids.
And now I’m back in London with a little over 5 pound in my pocket, and no card to get more. And the only way I have the 5 is from swapping baht back to pounds when I got back home – otherwise, I’d be still walking from Heathrow.