And, it turns out that somebody else has the exact same desires, and the exact same lack of understanding of the english language.
Different phone number, same request (demand? simple statement?).
I am getting a little worried, but the intrigue is outweighing that for now.
So, it seems the company hosting my website has, well… disappeared.
And, like the professional-computer-nerd I am, I never took a back-up of main content.
I’m hoping to get something off the old company if I ever track them down, in the meantime… this is it.